Make My Day! 不不不

Make My Day!
  • 1. Sarah was trying to get her son, Jack, to take a nap. After several attempts, Jack finally fell asleep. Excitedly, Sarah whispered, "Yes! He's finally asleep!" To which Jack suddenly woke up and said, "No, Mommy, I'm not asleep yet!"

  • 2. John was taking his daughter, Lily, to her ballet class. As they walked into the studio, Lily looked up at her dad and said, "Daddy, I don't think I can do this. What if I fall?" John replied, "Don't worry, Lily, just dance like nobody's watching." Lily thought for a moment and then said, "But Daddy, you're watching me."

  • 3. Mary was trying to teach her daughter, Emily, how to bake cookies. After several attempts, Emily finally got the hang of it. Excitedly, Mary said, "Great job, Emily! You're a master baker now!" To which Emily replied, "Thanks, Mom, but can we just eat the dough?"

  • 4. Tom was trying to get his son, Michael, to try a new food. He said, "Come on, Michael, just take one bite. It's not that bad." Michael hesitated and then said, "Okay, but if I don't like it, can I spit it out?" Tom replied, "No, you have to swallow it." Michael thought for a moment and then said, "But Dad, how am I supposed to swallow something that tastes like socks?"

  • 5. Linda was getting ready to take her two kids, Sarah and David, to the beach. As she packed sunscreen and towels into the bag, Sarah asked, "Mom, can we go swimming with the dolphins?" Linda replied, "No, sweetie, we can't swim with the dolphins." David added, "But Mom, what if the dolphins want to swim with us?" Linda laughed and said, "Well then, we'll have to teach them how to build sandcastles!"

  • 6.
    : "Why did the tomato turn red?"
    抽旭: "I don't know, why?"
    :"Because it saw the ketchup bottle!"

  • 7.
    :"Why was the math book sad?"
    : "Because it had too many problems!"

  • 8.
    抽曲: "Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
    :"To get to the other side of the monkey bars!"


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